Thursday, April 24, 2008

Howard Dean

Yesterday I sent Howard Dean, the Chairman of the Democratic National Committee, not to be confused with Jimmy Dean, the Chairman of all things sausage, the following email:

"I just wanted to let you know that if Obama wins the popular vote, states won, and pledged delegates yet the powers that be overturn the will of the people and nominate Clinton, there will be a outcry among the people. I would count myself as just one of many that would absolutely vote for McCain. If Clinton were to be nominated under those circumstances I would be convinced that the Democratic Party was profoundly corrupt, and votes mattered no more here than they do in Zimbabwe."

I have not heard back from him yet, but I will keep you posted.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Public Service Announcement

If you wife goes out of town and the only thing she leaves you to eat is cereal, but you have no milk, do not substitute half and half. It's not the same.